The Cat And His Fiddle

The cat with his fiddle
played with a wiggle
by the light of a silvery moon.

As a dog went to pieces,
and threw crap from his business
cause he didn't dig the sound of his groove.

One coyote howled,
and a skunk began to prowl
while a neighbor tossed a brand new boot.

For he hated classic boogie,
and the blues was kind of boring
but he loves to hear some old western tunes.

So the cat quit playing,
and the skunk quit his spraying
as the dog chewed upon the new boot.

But the coyote he layed low
by a stump with a cold one
awaiting for a truck load of guns.