Rapture

There will be no Bulletins.

Steve Allen will not raise from the dead,
And do his old skit "Man On The Street"
Then ask your opinion on the Rapture.

The President of the United States won't
Give you any news dude
On the day and time we will die.

God will not tap you on the shoulder
The night before in effort to remind you
That you need to pack your toothbrush.

They'll be no neon signs blinking.
No last chance home loans.
No free car give aways.

They'll be no cut rates from hoes in Vegas
When the Rapture comes, we won't know it.
Like my mom said, along, long time ago.
"You better get good with God, cause its coming".