Robbie, Robbie

Oh Robbie, Robbie, Robbie,
why smear cold cream on Bobby?

He was playing, only playing
when he put on grandma's shoes.

What cha'tryin ta say?
Do you think he's gay?

He may just like
the sound of heels
making sounds like horses hooves.

Before you judge your brother,
you need to look once more.

Your Dad is on the porch
just as naked as when he was born.

With a frog up his rear
and a glass in his hand
while spooning with your dog!!